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    Builder, Writer, Developer: Josh Withers
    Contact: josh [at] withers.co
    Phone: +61 411 849 404
    Twitter: @joshuawithers
    YouTube: @hellojoshwithers
    Mastodon: @withers@social.lol
    Bluesky: @josh.withers.co
    From: 121 North Huon Road, Ranelagh, Tasmania 7109, Australia


/* BIO */

    Josh has been saying nice things for a living since 1996.

    25 years in small business. 25 years in digital marketing. 17 years
    running his own businesses. A former national radio broadcaster, a
    wedding celebrant who has married thousands of couples across 20+
    countries, co-founder of the Celebrant Institute, co-creator of
    The Elopement Collective — and, as of 2024, a full-time static
    website builder.

    He builds websites for small businesses and agencies who want
    something fast, honest, and findable on Google, Apple Maps, and
    the AI assistants that are quickly reshaping how customers find
    local businesses.

    Clients across Australia, Canada, and the USA. Based on two acres
    in the Huon Valley, forty minutes south of Hobart, Tasmania.


/* THANKS */

    Britt Withers — partner, co-conspirator, The Elopement Collective.
    Every client who trusted a one-person shop in Tasmania with
    their most important digital asset.
    The Astro team — for making the web feel fun again.
    The Cloudflare Pages team — for making hosting feel free.
    Every early mentor on IRC, Slashdot, and the old Australian web.


/* SITE */

    Last update: 2026/04/11
    Language: English (en-AU)
    Doctype: HTML5
    Standards: HTML5, CSS3, JSON-LD, Schema.org, llms.txt
    Components: None. Zero JavaScript frameworks shipped to the client.
    IDE: Visual Studio Code, Claude Code
    Framework: Astro
    Styling: Tailwind CSS v4
    Hosting: Cloudflare Pages
    Deployment: Git push. That's it.
    Build target: 100/100/100/100 on Google PageSpeed Insights
    License: Content CC BY 4.0 — Code MIT


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    Built on a machine listening to Foo Fighters.
    Aurora Australis visible from the front paddock on a good night.
    The site you are reading fits on a small handful of floppy disks.
    No cookies. No trackers you did not ask for. No pop-ups. No bloat.

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